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该音频有LRC字幕 Poisonous Snakes 毒蛇2017-02-10
A father and son snake are out for a nice afternoon slither. The son asks, Dad, are we poisonous snakes? The father replies proudly, Yes son, we are rattler snakes! Why do you ask son? Beca
该音频有LRC字幕 Photo 我老婆的照片2017-02-10
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, and then orders the bartender to prepare
该音频有LRC字幕 Talking Clock 会说话的钟2017-02-09
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. What is the big brass gong and hammer for? one of his friends asked. That is the talking cloc
该音频有LRC字幕 Parking Expenses 停车费2017-02-09
A businessman walked into a New York City bank and asked for the loan officer. He said he was going to Europe on business for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000. The loan officer said the bank wo
该音频有LRC字幕 A Hasty Interruption 轻率的插话2017-02-08
The fine-furniture store where I work has been in business since the 1920s. Recently I received a call from a woman who wanted to replace some chairs from a dining set purchased from us in the 1930s.
该音频有LRC字幕 Business Just Started 开张大吉2017-02-08
A young businessman had just started his own firm. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting there, he saw a man come in to the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot
该音频有LRC字幕 Class, Lass and Ass 班级,情人和蠢驴2017-02-07
Professor Tom was going to meet his students on the next day, so he wrote some words on the blackboard which read as follows: Professor Tom will meet the class tomorrow. A student, seeing his cha
该音频有LRC字幕 You Can Marry Any One of Them 你可以跟他们中任何一2017-02-07
One day a girl brings home her boyfriend and tells her father she wants to marry him. After talking to him for a while, he tells his daughter she can't do it because he's her half brother. The same
该音频有LRC字幕 Want a Day Off 想请一天假2017-02-06
Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. Boss, he says, we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving
该音频有LRC字幕 St Peter's Question 圣彼德的问题2017-02-06
Three men, a doctor, an accountant and a lawyer are dead and they appear in front of St Peter. St Peter tells them that they have to answer one question in order to get to Heaven. He looks at the doc
该音频有LRC字幕 Honest? 诚实吗?2017-02-05
Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day. My name is Billy. What's yours? asked the first boy. Tommy, replied the second. My Daddy's a
该音频有LRC字幕 Endearing Terms 可爱的称呼2017-02-05
Bernie was invited to his friend's home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, etc. Bernie looked at M
该音频有LRC字幕 Life After Death 死后重生2017-02-04
Do you believe in life after death? the boss asked one of his employees.Yes, Sir. the new recruit replied.Well, then, that makes everything just fine, the boss went on. After you left e
该音频有LRC字幕 It Worked 真的有效2017-02-04
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn't do something about it. So Tom went to his doctor,
该音频有LRC字幕 Good News and Bad News! 好消息&坏消息2017-02-03
An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings currently on display. I've got good news and bad news, the owner replied. The good news is that a gentleman in
该音频有LRC字幕 Your Horse Called 你的马打电话来了2017-02-03
A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan. He asks, What was that for? She says, I found a piece of paper in your po
Five Hundred Times 五百遍2017-02-02
In the traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light. She explained to his honor that she was a sch
该音频有LRC字幕 I Hung Him Up to Dry 我把他吊起来让他晾干2017-02-02
Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day while they were walking by the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom. Mary promptly jumped
该音频有LRC字幕 No Problem 没问题2017-02-01
A bald man took a seat in a beauty shop. How can I help you? asked the stylist. I went for a hair transplant, the guy explained, but I couldn't stand the pain. If you can make my hair look
该音频有LRC字幕 Blind Date 相亲2017-02-01
After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to lea
该音频有LRC字幕 Six or Twelve? 六还是十二?2017-01-31
A blonde went into a pizza parlor. When she said that shed like a medium pizza, the clerk asked her how many pieces shed like to have it cut into: six or twelve. Oh, goodness, six please, sai
该音频有LRC字幕 When a Tiger Comes 老虎来了2017-01-31
Two guys were walking through the jungle. All of a sudden, a tiger appears from a distance, running towards them. One of the guys takes out a pair of Nikes from his bag and starts to put them on.
该音频有LRC字幕 I'm Sure it is Fresh 我保证它很新鲜2017-01-30
A new restaurant opened in our town, so my husband, Walter, and I decided to try it. As the waitress took our order, Walter asked if the coffee was fresh. I'm sure it is, answered the waitress.
该音频有LRC字幕 An Absent-minded Professor 健忘教授2017-01-30
No doubt about it, my fellow monk, Father Martin, was a bit of an absent-minded professor. He often filled in for sick priests at other parishes, and one Saturday he found himself on a train to a new
该音频有LRC字幕 How Could Anyone Stoop So Low? 哪有人能弯腰弯那么低的啊?2017-01-29
How Could Anyone Stoop So Low? 哪有人能弯腰弯那么低的啊? Our manager at the restaurant where I worked was a much beloved, jovial man. But there was one subject you didn't dare discuss in front of hi

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