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该音频有LRC字幕 The Composition Class 作文课2017-02-23
The Composition Class 作文课The students in the composition class were assigned the task of writing an essay on the most beautiful thing I ever saw. The student who, of all the members of the cl
该音频有LRC字幕 Who is That Woman? 那女人是谁?2017-02-22
Who is That Woman? 那女人是谁? The newlyweds entered the elevator of their Miami Beach hotel. The operator, a magnificent blonde, looked at them in surprise and said, Why, hello, Teddy, how are you
该音频有LRC字幕 Keys to Success 成功的关键2017-02-22
Keys to Success 成功的关键One day a father was teaching his son and said, The keys to your success are keeping your word and cleverness. Once you give somebody a promise, you must carry it out on m
该音频有LRC字幕 How Did You Start the Flood? 你是怎么引起洪水的?2017-02-21
How Did You Start the Flood? 你是怎么引起洪水的? A doctor vacationing on the Riviera met a lawyer friend and asked him what he was doing there. The lawyer replied, I'm here because my house burne
该音频有LRC字幕 The Mean Man's Party 吝啬鬼餐会2017-02-21
The Mean Man's Party 吝啬鬼餐会The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, Come up to the fifth floor and ring the doorbel
该音频有LRC字幕 Stopover 中途停留的优惠2017-02-20
Stopover 中途停留的优惠I couldn't decide whether to go to Salt Lake City or Denver for vacation, so I called the airlines to get prices. Airfare to Denver is $300, the cheery salesperson replied
该音频有LRC字幕 Very Stupid Robbers 两个笨贼2017-02-20
Very Stupid Robbers 两个笨贼Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first robber said, I hear sirens. Jump!The second one said, But we're on the 13 th floor!The first one screamed back, This
该音频有LRC字幕 Reached Shore Fast 快速靠岸2017-02-19
Reached Shore Fast 快速靠岸A guy I know was towing his boat home from a fishing trip to Lake Huron when his car broke down. He didn't have his cell phone with him, but he thought maybe he might be a
该音频有LRC字幕 Free Advice? 免费的建议?2017-02-19
Free Advice? 免费的建议? A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice
该音频有LRC字幕 Chicken Soup 鸡汤2017-02-18
Chicken Soup 鸡汤Joe was in the hospital and it was time for lunch. He looks at his lunch and says, I don't like chicken soup, bring something else. The hospital worker said, It's good for yo
该音频有LRC字幕 Chaude and Cold 热与冷2017-02-18
Chaude and Cold 热与冷A patron in Montreal cafe turned on a tap in the washroom and got scalded. This is an outrage, he complained. The faucet marked C gave me boiling water.But, Monsieur,
该音频有LRC字幕 Skinny Dipping 裸泳2017-02-17
Skinny Dipping 裸泳One day Jimmy went down to the pond for a dip, but before he could dive in he spied his teacher, Mrs. Smith, emerging from nude bathing. When Mrs. Smith saw Jimmy, she grabbed the
该音频有LRC字幕 The Bait 把诱饵扔回海里2017-02-17
The Bait 把诱饵扔回海里A man and his wife were on a holiday.Theywent for a sail. Unfortunately the wife fell overboard and was drowned. The man asked the pier-master to let him know if her body was f
该音频有LRC字幕 The Best Answer 最佳答案2017-02-16
The Best Answer 最佳答案A newspaper organized a contest for the best answer to the question: If a fire broke out in the Louvre, and if you could only save one painting, which one would you carry ou
该音频有LRC字幕 MOSES & JESUS 摩西和耶稣2017-02-16
MOSES & JESUS 摩西和耶稣A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it. Then he hears a voice JESUS is watching you. He looks around with his flashlight wandering
该音频有LRC字幕 I Lost 我输了2017-02-15
I Lost 我输了It was at a five o’clock tea. A young man came to the hostess to apologize for his lateness. So good of you to come, Mr. Jones, and where is your brother? You see we're very bus
该音频有LRC字幕 Mommy is Hitting the Bottle妈妈在砸瓶子2017-02-15
Mommy is Hitting the Bottle妈妈在砸瓶子A woman was trying hard to get the catsup to come out of the bottle. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her four-year-old daughter to answer the ph
该音频有LRC字幕 From America它们是从美国带来的2017-02-14
From America 它们是从美国带来的Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave
该音频有LRC字幕 Headstone "Strange"的墓石2017-02-14
Headstone Strange的墓石A lawyer named Strange was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made his selection, the stonecutter asked him what inscription he would like on it. Here lies an honest
该音频有LRC字幕 I am Acting Like a Lady! 我要表现得象位女士!2017-02-13
I am Acting Like a Lady! 我要表现得象位女士!One day when womens dresses were on sale at the FarEast Department Store, a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece. But he soon found h
该音频有LRC字幕 Have You Ceased Beating Your Wife?2017-02-13
Have You Ceased Beating Your Wife? 你停止打你老婆了吗? This story is told of a browbeating counsel, who habitually endeavored to terrorize his opponent's witnesses. One witness rather tended to prefa
该音频有LRC字幕 How Long, Doctor? 要多久,医生?2017-02-12
When the surgeon came to see his blonde patient on the day after her operation, she asked him somewhat hesitantly just how long it would be before she could resume her sex life.Uh, I hadn't really t
该音频有LRC字幕 A Trip to Disney迪斯尼之旅2017-02-12
On a trip to Disney World in Florida, my husband and I and our two children devoted ourselves wholeheartedly to the wonders of this attraction. After three exhausting days, we headed for home. As we
该音频有LRC字幕 Psychiatrist 精神病医生2017-02-11
Jerry went to a psychiatrist. Doc, he said, I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I'm going crazy! Just put yourself in my hands for one year, s
该音频有LRC字幕 Problem with Gas 放屁的问题2017-02-11
A little old lady goes to the doctor ... and says, Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it doesn't really bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I'v
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